Oppositelock Cool Wall Update

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
02/23/2015 at 15:00 • Filed to: oppo cool wall

All got seriously uncool, except the Merc, which scored uncool. But the Audi?? NOOOO!!!

These are the scores as a spreadsheet.

This time I'm going to try Polldaddy polls. Here we go:

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Ford Focus ST

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Hyundai Genesis 2.0T

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Lexus GS F-Sport

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Okay Oppo. Seriously uncool, uncool, cool, or sub-zero?

DISCUSSION (30)

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 15:05

Kinja'd!!!

is it a whale? becuase it sure looks like one.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 15:05

You still not wearing pants?

Your boy, BJR > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 15:06

I propose a motion for "ST Toilet" as a ranking below "Seriously uncool"

Milky > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 15:11

The Elise got uncool?! I better start voting in these.

EL_ULY > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/23/2015 at 15:12

I always though the Bangle 7 looked like a Whale Shark :]

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 15:12

we/you should do a wagon week of the E63 wagon (It has a Brown paint option!), RS6 Avant, and Volvo 240

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Your boy, BJR
02/23/2015 at 15:13

Because you shared your own comment to Oppo's main page, I counter-nominate that there should be the "Benjamin J. Rolland award for self-gratifying masturbation" and we put cars there that are just basically a company engineer giving the corporate overlords a handy or two under the executive desks. Nominations include

-Any jeep compasses or Patriots with "trail rated" badges

-Any GM car bearing the "mark of excellence that had any parts shared with the cobalt

-AMG-sport/S-line/M-sport deutchmobiles

-Lexus

Milky > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/23/2015 at 15:16

The entire Lexus line? That seems rude ….

Your boy, BJR > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/23/2015 at 15:19

no, there needs to be a separate wall for pimpmobiles, slabs, and Lowriders

The "Ben Rolland wall of dope ass whips"

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Milky
02/23/2015 at 15:19

Well, any current lexus. Older Lexuses were honest efforts. New ones are just......it's a bunch of toyota engineers and designers going on and telling the higher ups that yes, their ideas are great! It's such a good idea to give all their new cars like 3 different, separate lighting elements for the headlights. And oh yes, the predator grill looks good. Mmhmm. Sooooo gooooooood. And yet we're BMW! Mmhmm! Yes sir, we are so very much BMW!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Your boy, BJR
02/23/2015 at 15:22

That's a whole different chart - "Doc. Ben's Wall of Whips"

Ratings - dope, low and slow, extra dope, dope-ass, pimpin, big pimpin, MACK DADDY CADILLAC (reserved for proper caddys only)

TheHondaBro > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/23/2015 at 15:24

I lost them.

MultiplaOrgasms > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 15:24

FoST: Cool, because small euroamerican hatchback

Genesis: Cool/Hipster, because RWD manual Hyundai. All RWD manual Hyundais are cool from now on.

3GT: Sub Zero, because it shows the world that you don't give a fuck.

Stang: Uncool, because you have to explain it all the time.

Lexus: Uncool, because it's a Lexus.

TheHondaBro > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion
02/23/2015 at 15:24

Well then they'd all get sub-zero!

TheHondaBro > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/23/2015 at 15:24

A leathery whale.

Your boy, BJR > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/23/2015 at 15:27

I was thinking "limp-dick, weak as fuck, fly, supa fly, some straight pimp shit"

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > MultiplaOrgasms
02/23/2015 at 15:29

I disagree on 3GT - it is trying too hard to be something, when it has no identity. And obviously you DO give a fuck because you bought a BMW. 42,000$ MSRP gets you into a lot of cars. If you want to not give a fuck and drive something funky, volvo will happily sell you a V60 for the same money.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Your boy, BJR
02/23/2015 at 15:30

Pffft, if it ain't even dope, then ima say 'nope'

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-Motion > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 15:33

no wait... Are there supposed to be any subzero cars?

Besides if Miata is just cool, I only see the brown optioned E63 really making it

qbeezy > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 15:42

Kinja'd!!!

I've lost faith in the Oppo. Ecoboost 'Stang scored better? I would accept that if it was the V8!

magman007 > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 15:59

so is this by top gear cool wall standards? or just personal feelings? because by TG standards, everything should be un cool.

TheHondaBro > magman007
02/23/2015 at 16:00

Whatever you want. This is what separates the utopia of Oppo from the communist outsiders.

MultiplaOrgasms > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/23/2015 at 16:38

Volvos are driven by geography teachers exclusively. -> Not cool.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > MultiplaOrgasms
02/23/2015 at 16:39

Never said they were, but thank you for agreeing with what I did - Volvos are driven by people who just don't give a fuck. Nothing about coolness. Just a lack of fucks. In fact, it is a known fact that volvo owners buy their wagons to haul around all the fucks they give. This is why all volvo wagons are empty. There are no fucks to be given. None. Zero fucks.

MultiplaOrgasms > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/23/2015 at 17:03

Not even physical ones.

The Compromiser > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 22:31

Hey! I'm a Communist outsider! You go to the seriously uncool part Of Canada. It's actually quite cool. Sub zero even

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > TheHondaBro
02/23/2015 at 22:43

Kinja'd!!!

Are you guys fucking kidding me... The only one that belongs in either of these categories is the Acura. Do I need to take another month long hiatus from Oppositelock to let you guys figure your collective shit out?

TheHondaBro > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
02/23/2015 at 22:56

Kinja'd!!!

FromCanadaWithLove > TheHondaBro
02/24/2015 at 08:01

How is an Elise uncool, but an FR-S cool???

B/Xmrrmvr > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
02/24/2015 at 17:32

I feel like everyone is trolling everyone... sometimes I wonder why I even bother to check kinja...